DarkConspiracy.comForum Guidelines
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Updated Oct. 11th, 2001

While using DarkConspiracy.com's Forum, please attempt to bide by the following rules:
1.  Do not use anther's Nickname.
The webmaster (MrSquiggles) can see your IPs, and will delete the messages as soon as he notices them.

2. (Try to) Stick to the topic.
No real penalty for going against that one (considering the amount of time I go off topic), but it's a request still. I mean, at least try to make it *remotely* related to conspiracies.

3.  Stick to your name
No multiple aliases.  If I catch you using them, I'll wipe out one of them.  Plain and simple.  I won't reveal who you are -- well, unless you provoke me.  Then I'll expose you.  Expose you like the tubby bitch you are.

4. Stick to your guns
Okay, not really a rule, but I'd just like to put up a warning that I don't like people who come in with half formed opinions.

5. Say Something.
Okay, a one line, no text message is cool every once and a while, but you should actually *post* something (like a >gasp< message) most of the time.  You won't get deleted for this, unless you refuse to post anything else but one liners.

6. Try not to Spam.
If you want to post your URL once and a while, cool.  But *only* once.  Don't pull a David Icke on me.  I will get mad.  And when I get mad -- itchy delete key...

7. This is not a Flea Market.
Do not attempt to sell products using this message board.  Offending posts *will* be deleted without warning.

8. Do not Troll.
If repeated statements of libel and slander are made about one of our posters, you may or may not be deemed a troll.  Once deemed a troll, all posts made by said individual will be deleted, along with any responses.  There are no warnings on this rule.

9. Don't piss off MrSquiggles.
Now, that's just common sense now, ain't it.  Actually, it takes a lot to get me mad, so I wouldn't worry about it.   And just because I'm arguing with you doesn't mean I'm mad.  Just don't pour sugar down my gas tank, or anal rape my cat.

10. Bigotry will not be tolerated.
Now, I know everyone is entitled to an opinion.  I'm also not saying that I'd necessarily delete your messages.  But this is one of the few topics that I get mad about (religious bigotry especially - from any side) and we all know what Rule #9 is.  Not to mention that all the regulars on the board will probably lynch you before I ever start doing anything.  So, this means no Race bashing, no Gay bashing, no Jew bashing, no Wiccan bashing, no Christian bashing, etc.

11. MrSquiggles is not your Mother.
This means, if you see something on the board that pisses you off, you can bitch about it  -- but don't come crying to me.  I will see it, and I will decide what to do.